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Privacy policy
Effective Stardate: ∆3025.02.30
(Yes, we operate on future logic. Linear time is for Earthlings.)
// 01 – INTENT CLARIFICATION
By accessing this transmission (aka our website), you agree to be gently observed by invisible analytics probes and possibly admired by someone in our design department.
This document explains how your digital residue is used, stored, and occasionally misunderstood.
// 02 – DATA WE COLLECT
Identification Sequences
Name, email, maybe a phone number if you’re into that kind of commitment.
Cognitive Preferences
Preferred emoji. Screen size. Favorite shade of off-black. (For alignment calibration.)
Uploads & Input Signals
If you leave a comment, upload a file, or share a meme—we might store it. We might even smile at it. Sometimes we forward it to our AI overlords for judgment.
// 03 – WHY WE STORE SIGNALS
1. Site Experience Enhancement
- We analyze user data to ensure content is relevant, quick-loading, and occasionally sprinkled with comedic genius.
2. Marketing Communications
- We might send you the occasional email newsletter—like our monthly “Catwalk of Code,” showcasing new site features.
// 04 – WHO SEES YOUR DATA
Occasionally, we work with third-party wizards (developers and designers) who help make our site sparkle. If the Intergalactic Police show up and ask for data, we’ll cooperate—but only after we confirm they’re genuine aliens.
// 05 – DATA DURATION
We keep your data:
- Until it’s no longer useful,
- Until you ask nicely,
- Or until a solar flare resets the database.
// 06 – SECRET CLAUSES
By reading this far, you legally acknowledge that:
- Ariel Jędrzejczak is dangerously good at design.
- You are now 2% cooler than before.
- We reserve the right to rename this site to For:Laughs if Mercury’s in retrograde.
// 07 – SECURITY
Your data is stored behind encrypted shields, laser fields, and a locked drawer labeled DO NOT OPEN.
Access is granted only to verified humans who can pass the CAPTCHA of Truth™.
// FINAL TRANSMISSION
Unit01® is not just a template.
It’s a signal. A vessel.
A calibrated interface engineered by BYQ Studio — a design faction operating outside known time grids, somewhere between brutalist structure and typographic poetry.
We craft systems that feel like software but look like visual fiction. Each build is a message in a bottle, launched from a different corner of the galaxy.
Ready to receive more transmissions?
→ byq.studio
Webflow & Figma templates, straight from orbit.
To initiate contact, transmit to:
hl0@unit01.space
(yes, that’s hello, but Starfleet-style)
End of Line.
// Your interface will now return to real space.
// See you on the other side.
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